Modern Hamlet who takes a million selfies with soliloquy captions and constantly vagueblogs about his family.
let’s play spot the dick joke
I completely agree
He’d probably reblog other people’s story ideas, too, though, and make plays out of them. And he’d troll the ‘Shakespeare’ tag and not let anyone know it was him!
when i was 12 i wrote in my diary that on shakespeare’s 450th birthday, i’d have a really hot boyfriend and subsequently lose my virginity on april 23rd, 2014. on shakespeare’s 450th birthday. exactly.
Things that need to stop being in kid shows.
"I can’t lose to a girl"
"I can’t believe I lost to a girl"
"you let a girl beat you"
If you keep showing these types of mindsets to kids they’re going to think they should think that way as well.
So I threw a party for William Shakespeare and he never showed up. What the hell. You write 37 hit plays and all of the sudden you’re the greatest playwright ever.
going into a boss battle completely unprepared because you didnt realize it was coming
Avril Lavigne - Hello Kitty (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
THIS VIDEO IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING I’VE EVER WANTED
SO CO-WRITTEN BY CHAD KROEGER
This hot mess right here…
the facial expression on the backup dancers.
why does she say kawaii so strangely