Msters Under the Bed

via thesunofyork · originally by ukulele-ikes

highwaytohellno:

#me at the doctor’s office

via shop-s-mart · originally by hoechlinshasmoved
Overheard between two students
  • First student: "The innocent sleep that knits up the ravelled sleeve of care..."
  • Second student: Wow, what's that from?
  • First student: Shakespeare, but I don't know which one.
  • Second student: William, probably.
via englishmajorhumor · originally by professorfangirl

dramadragonunderthemountain:

Modern Hamlet who takes a million selfies with soliloquy captions and constantly vagueblogs about his family.

ymir-is-hot:

let’s play spot the dick joke

ymir-is-hot:

let’s play spot the dick joke

via thesunofyork · originally by ymir-is-hot
pandatier asked: "I just realized if Shakespeare came back to life he would love tumblr because he would just find posts where people are groaning from the source and be just shout "HELL YEAH PUNS!" Let's face it he would only reblog puns and sexual images."

schmergo:

I completely agree

He’d probably reblog other people’s story ideas, too, though, and make plays out of them. And he’d troll the ‘Shakespeare’ tag and not let anyone know it was him!

via thesunofyork · originally by schmergo

thegeekyblonde:

when i was 12 i wrote in my diary that on shakespeare’s 450th birthday, i’d have a really hot boyfriend and subsequently lose my virginity on april 23rd, 2014. on shakespeare’s 450th birthday. exactly. 

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via thesunofyork · originally by thegeekyblonde

sourgoat:

Things that need to stop being in kid shows.

"I can’t lose to a girl"

"I can’t believe I lost to a girl"

"you let a girl beat you"

If you keep showing these types of mindsets to kids they’re going to think they should think that way as well.

via adventureparrot · originally by sourgoat

thesunofyork:

So I threw a party for William Shakespeare and he never showed up. What the hell. You write 37 hit plays and all of the sudden you’re the greatest playwright ever. 

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preciousegg:

going into a boss battle completely unprepared because you didnt realize it was coming

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via mattlaz · originally by preciousegg
Happy 450th birthday, William Shakespeare!

farfromthepacific:

ramandab-daisuki:

ryonovich:

avrilgif:

Avril Lavigne - Hello Kitty (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)

THIS VIDEO IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING I’VE EVER WANTED

SO KAWAII

SO AVRIL

SO 29

SO WHITE

SO CO-WRITTEN BY CHAD KROEGER

This hot mess right here…

the facial expression on the backup dancers.

terrible. 

why does she say kawaii so strangely 

via farfromthepacific · originally by avrilgif
humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

via farfromthepacific · originally by humansofnewyork