Msters Under the Bed

via turnmysoulon · originally by adorkable-tati
diabolicalcubussisters:

well then WHAT is the point

diabolicalcubussisters:

well then WHAT is the point

via rebelkhaleesi · originally by gyorgpair

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand why storms are named after people

via rebelkhaleesi · originally by xemkgx

lizinprogress:

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

You have to be just enough of an asshole to play a really spectacular game of Cards Against Humanity.

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

via rebelkhaleesi · originally by generalbooty
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

easily my favorite picture in the world

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

easily my favorite picture in the world

via rebelkhaleesi · originally by jockjams

kirstielovesart:

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

via pizza

turn it to rum.

via iamiweasley · originally by tomriddlevevo

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

via fuckyeah-nerdery · originally by fjordism

iamcompletecrap:

i wish i was even half as brave as finn

via pizza · originally by thespoonmissioner

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

via pizza · originally by shego

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

via charlesrryder · originally by siriuus

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE

lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE

via batmansg0tswag · originally by furything