Msters Under the Bed

via adventureparrot · originally by achievementt-teeth

noizaooba:

do u have that one person who you kinda just 

im so happy youre alive i dont care that youre miles and miles away i just love you a lot and care for you so much

she-is-incurably-dishonest:

icanwonder:

simplypotterheads:

To celebrate Speak Your Own Language day, a (very shortened) list of Potterwords and their French translation.

Well this is useful! I’ve read the series in French so I’m familiar with most of these but writing fic with French characters, the terms for Quidditch balls and magical creatures are useful to keep in mind. 

TOM ELVIS JEDUSOR

she-is-incurably-dishonest:

icanwonder:

simplypotterheads:

To celebrate Speak Your Own Language day, a (very shortened) list of Potterwords and their French translation.

Well this is useful! I’ve read the series in French so I’m familiar with most of these but writing fic with French characters, the terms for Quidditch balls and magical creatures are useful to keep in mind.

TOM ELVIS JEDUSOR

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

via adventureparrot · originally by catholicschoolgay

harrysflaccidcock:

Someone at my school made these in response to my principal announcing a dress code that, as usual, only applied to girls, and I’m kind of proud

via carpe-snooze · originally by vilehumanity

the-maybe-dead-cats:

I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours

123ery:

i dont care if text posts are fake, let me believe the world is funny and creative and parents are weird and teachers are fun and coincidences always line up with the joke. it gives me hope.

vagabond-in-the-impala:

bunjywunjy:

bee-the-gatekeeper:

bunjywunjy:

mewtwoofficial:

mortition:

the face of disgruntlement

little frog mage is just trying to make his way around leading 12 dwarven tadpoles and you pick him up and disturb him

SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP THAT STICK INTO A BANJO RIGHT NOW



much better

is that mumford and sons

vagabond-in-the-impala:

bunjywunjy:

bee-the-gatekeeper:

bunjywunjy:

mewtwoofficial:

mortition:

the face of disgruntlement

little frog mage is just trying to make his way around leading 12 dwarven tadpoles and you pick him up and disturb him

SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP THAT STICK INTO A BANJO RIGHT NOW

much better

is that mumford and sons

via ejj002 · originally by coagulationconnotation

hallowendy:

thecottonproject:

Final for my Time Arts class. Nothing gets you in touch with your own anger quite like listening to this and thinking about all the times you’ve been objectified and belittled.

Beautiful and perfect.

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror

Bet you didn’t see that coming

those:

maybe i do need god

riddlemetom:

Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts inspired by x

danielkanhai:

my idea of wealth has changed. when i was little i’d dream about living in a giant mansion with like a tennis court and a bowling alley and an indoor swimming pool and all other sorts of sports things i’d never use. now when i fantasize i’m like, “maybe someday i’ll be able to rent a one bedroom apartment and live there alone.”

amateurcatalyst:

animefrank:

so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction

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however when my pizza arrived i got this

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no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david

HAIL JEHOVAH